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Operation "Get A Fatter Ass by Monday" SUCCESS

Lets be real, fried dough is the best. Its almost as good as bacon. And sometimes you just need to give in to the temptation. Be one with it. Breathe it in like fresh air after a rain. And afterward  gently lift your middle finger to the skinny bitch that makes fresh donuts at the mini mart in the country of Hawaii. There is only one gas station in the middle of two towns. So at every fill of overpriced gas theres a lurking 3-shelved glittering “alleluia” display of lard. Beautiful lard. God Bless it. May all women today have the freedom on indulgence without the fear of becoming a cottage cheese billboard. Happy Friday

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